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Happy 3 day weekend e’rybody.

Happy 3 day weekend e’rybody.

(Source: givemeyoublood)

I always felt like I was being sweet when I did that…

I always felt like I was being sweet when I did that…

(Source: uncontainedd)

Just a minimalist Adventure Time picture I made. I’m hoping that I can sneak it past wells fargo and they’ll let me turn this into my credit card picture. Wish me luck.

Just a minimalist Adventure Time picture I made. I’m hoping that I can sneak it past wells fargo and they’ll let me turn this into my credit card picture. Wish me luck.

(Source: incitingevent)

I’d like to find someone to be infatuated with.

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

Even this may be too subtle.

Even this may be too subtle.

Thank god.

Thank god.

(Source: petethetreat)

obsessedbooknerd:

temperatebreeze:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

I hate everything.

this is irritating. 

obsessedbooknerd:

temperatebreeze:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

I hate everything.

this is irritating. 

Caterpillars! (Taken with GifBoom)

Caterpillars! (Taken with GifBoom)

I’ll never look at an N64 controller the same way again.

(Source: gugogif)

donaldglover:

if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.

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(Source: narvaezs)

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qoafosho:

This had the tag “#poor little swee robot” on it.

These are being built to eventually kill motherfuckers.

(Source: mechpilotenvy)

cracked:

Your sex life is about to be wrecked by a hot-dog pack of remote control vibrators.
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cracked:

Your sex life is about to be wrecked by a hot-dog pack of remote control vibrators.

The New Sex Toy That Is Trying to Ruin Foreplay Forever

Durex recently unveiled their newest and most innovative brand — Fundawear, vibrating underwear controlled via smartphone app to keep you and your long-distance significant other from masturbating like normal human beings. Or, more likely, to fingerblast some stranger you just met on the Fundawear forums.

Read More